Tales of an Unlikely Mother

A critical look at some of the problems in feminism, including male leadership and infighting, as well as censorship. Worth your read.

My children and their love for bacon.

Truly a Gift for All Moms

This Sunday is Mother’s Day, and while I’m sure I’ll gobble up whatever it is my little darlings made for me in preschool (something scandalous involving nail polish…they won’t tell me anything more!), I have to think of my own mother as well.

Thankfully, I think I’ve figured out a gift that will take care of both of us in one fell swoop. Maybe the idea will help you, too.

This Mother’s Day, why not give your mother the gift of being a mother all over again!

Really, it’s brilliant if you think about it. Don’t we all want the gift of making up for lost time, of second chances, or simply of reliving the memories we hold so dear?

And when was the last time your mother got to truly experience motherhood and all its joys for an extended period? Reading stories, playing dress-up, painting and making cakes and pudding? She’s always going on about what a magical era it was.

It’s been far too long since she found herself on her hands and knees looking for a lovely to the dulcet tones of intense shrieking.

She hasn’t been able to experience the joy of being asked the same question 19 times in a row in years!

And how long has it been since she squatted uncomfortably on a bathroom floor, singing songs and making up stories while a little one tried valiantly to push out a stubborn number two?

Speaking of that, can she even remember the last time she got to use the facilities in front of an audience? Sometimes you need a cheering section! Give her that gift.

Your mom is probably aching for someone to go shopping with who will pull all the grocery items off the shelves then ask for a balloon like she’s been nothing but well-mannered and deserving the whole time.

You just can’t get the same experience over the phone or in a short visit.

Imagine the light in your mother’s eyes as your cherubs open her refrigerator and accidentally spill an entire gallon of milk all over the floor! And, of course, it wouldn’t be complete unless they left the door open and ruined the meat she was going to make for dinner.

Clearly, your mother’s life is lacking. But you can help!

This Mother’s Day, why don’t you drop your children off at her house for an entire week of super-happy-fun-playtime with Grandma? You won’t regret it (but she might.)

Plus, it will get her back for all those times she laughed at you for your kids being just like you.

Okay, so maybe that’s not what my mom wants for Mother’s Day. Maybe it’s actually what I want. But I’m a mom, too! Maybe, if I just work on the presentation a bit, I can get her to go along with it…

Happy Mother’s Day. To you, to your moms, and to everyone.

I just want to say, I'm really glad you wrote "an-open-letter-to-dinks-everywhere." I shared the link with the Childfree group on Facebook (with 2,000 members) and 41 people liked it. I just felt you should know :)

Oh, thank you for sharing it! The piece got picked up by one of those do-it-yourself newspaper sites, too. “The Childfree Times.” That made me laugh, since, I’m, you know, a mommy blogger. I just know that I’m not alone. There are many, many parents who love their childless friends and acquaintances and don’t expect the world to come to them simply because they had kids!

Thank you! How refreshing, articulate and sane! DadCamp blogger is a moron. His posts reek of regret and bitterness. I feel for him, it must be hard to have made the decision to have kids then probably wish you hadn't, thus child free couples are easy targets. Enjoy your twins!
Anonymous

I haven’t followed up on his post at all, but I’m definitely wondering if he’s going to pass it off as satire. The post was so…out there. It was lacking severely in logic, for sure. Thank you for responding!

Thanks for your DINK letter. I get tired of being berated for my life decision, and tired of people who cannot accept their own life decisions. Thanks for being such a loving person. Your little ones are very fortunate to have you. *Hugs*
Anonymous

Haha, they don’t think so when they’re “firing me,” but thank you. I remember being childless very well, and I very much enjoy that lifestyle and those who choose to have it!

Easy Kid Snack Rolls

Another month, another set of special days.

This month I did a theme. Tortilla rolls with healthy kids stuffs in them. They’re so simple that I put the recipe on the pictures. Do you like that?






And there you have it. Tortillas and fruit, making the special-day world go round.